ENTERTAINMENT The Royal Variety Performance 2018, 7:30pm, ITV
Poor Meghan Markle – can you imagine spending your six-month wedding anniversary to an actual PRINCE at the Royal Variety Show. Maybe that's your idea of a dream date, I don't know, and if it is why not watch it at home tonight with a tiara and pretend you're Megs, too. You can enjoy the cast of Hamilton, Take That, Cirque De Soleil, The Lost Voice Guy from Britain's Got Talent, Clean Bandit and a whole host of other grandma-friendly entertainment. Speaking of hosts, the tallest man in showbiz, Greg Davis, is the compere for the evening, of which he said, "It is a role that I am wildly unsuited to and I will no doubt offend a great many people." That might well be worth tuning in for alone.